Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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