We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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