your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
no you cant smoke seaweed
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My life is pants optional.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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