Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I love you. Go after that dick
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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