Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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