There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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