she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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