No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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