I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
