think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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