peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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