Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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