Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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