marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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