there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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