My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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