my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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