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(850): View more from Florida

Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff

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(716): View more from New York

so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome

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i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"

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(316): View more from Kansas

Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with

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(517): View more from Michigan

I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.

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