Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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