Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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