Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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