Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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