Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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