She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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