I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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