I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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