Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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