Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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