Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
