so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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