Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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