I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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