I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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