did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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