i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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