no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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