I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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