Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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