with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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