I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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