when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
