Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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