no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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