Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you win again, gameday.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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