He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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