why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
