sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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