Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i've created a new STD.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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