We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
