Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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