On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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