theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize