You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
it's like heaven, but drunker
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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