I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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