In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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