I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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